Welcome to Time Bandits Dance & Strip club and Beach Resort!  We are proud to be the newest adult club on Second Life. We specialize in a wide variety of adult activities; featuring live DJs, flirty hosts, hostesses, dancer's and escorts that will entertain you to your wildest dreams. Our Sim features other adult entertainment ranging from games to discreet adult hideaways and play areas. Time Bandits is dedicated to welcoming people of all different varieties. We simply ask that you follow a few rules to help keep our sim safe and fun!

We would like all our guests to feel welcome at the club so with this in mind, we ask that you follow these rules and please adhere to our dress code. (Dress code is attached at the bottom for those that need it). Our staff is instructed to strictly enforce the dress code especially on the beach area with the exception of the 7seas dock.

1) No child avatars. No age play. As in do not act like a minor, and do not have sex, or get naked while acting like a minor.
Violators of this rule will be permanently banned.

All avatars must be passable as 18+ years of age minimum and older based on your location of Residence. No Child/Teen/Toddler style avatars. No Toddleedoo, Puchimono Avatars. Kemono/Anime avatars are fine so long as you meet the minimum height requirement. If your using a femboy or other gender avatar it must
appear adult in appearance this can be accomplished by tweaks to the scale of the body and facial structure. If we are uncomfortable with your avatar you may be
asked to change your appearance to better fit our guidelines if you resist this change you will be asked to leave or removed based on your own actions.

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No child like faces. (round and pudgy lack of age and make up).
No petite avatars 5 feet or below. 
No femboy avatars 5 feet or below.
No child-like physical features on Adult sized avatars.

2) No dancing on Dance pads, stage or dance poles. These are for staff only. If your very tempted, ask a manager or owner if you can use it. If allowed to, no begging for L$!

3) Nudity is allowed anywhere in club and beach proper.( see attached dress code)

4) Public sex is not allowed in the club proper, with certain circumstances. 

A) Keep it in IMs, unless everyone around is okay with it in local.

B) Keep it away from DJ/Singer Stage IF there is one actively on. 

5) Don't be a dick. Don't be an asshole. Be kind to everyone, if you have a negative opinion about someone, keep it to yourself. Treat others with respect. However if your avatar is a dick, or an asshole, we will allow your avatar into the sim. Yup a floating dick avatar, or walking doesn't matter, same with asshole avatars. What I am saying is don't act like a dick, and don't act like an asshole. (I actually had to clarify this, wtf SL).

6) No drama, trouble makers will be temp banned for 7 days first time.

A) Have homophobic views? Keep them to yourself, this is a LGBTQ friendly community. Expressing your hatred for people within that community, or bashing them or anything of that sort will not be tolerated. I get it, your not fond of people that identify differently than you, however, keep those thoughts to your self!

B) I'm not one to ban chat topics, however... If you wish to talk about Politics, religion, or other hot topics such as this, please move the conversation out of the main club area! There are many many areas in the club you and the people within the subject can go! A lot of people have been recently getting butt hurt over such subjects. I don't take anything too seriously myself, but to protect the club, and the people within it, I'll have to ask you to move these types of conversations elsewhere, or take it to IM/Call.

C) Anyone causing drama in local chat, VIP Chat (or our vip discord channel) will be instantly removed from the sim, no discussion. 

D) This is a bite free zone.  This includes biting / hunting / scratching or any other such form of RP e.g. Bloodlines, Progeny etc. immediate ejection if either caught or VIP or other guest complaints to security, one of the duty managers, the DJ or Host.  There will be no warning or questions asked.

7) Abide by Linden Labs and Second Life terms of service, if you plan to stay around here! 

8) Horseplay is allowed, however if someone says STOP, you are expected to STOP, if not action will be taken against the person continuing. Do not engage in horseplay during a Live Performance. No dancers, no overly loud gesture spam during a set/performance. If the dj is alright with it then its okay. When a DJ is on, ask if you may do the above mentioned. Most DJ's don't like this stuff, but a good amount of ours is cool with it.

9) Try to keep scripts light! Not asking you to be a script nazi, but try to keep scripts below 150ish. I'm not going to flip out if your at 151 or 153, but try to keep them low, as they do effect the club lag. Ever wonder why its so laggy here? Look at the script board and notice all those names in red? Yeah that's why. 150 is being nice, most places require 100 or less.

If asked to decrease scripts please do, but we will only bug you about it, if were all lagging severely. So during busy times, try to stay close to 150 and if super busy, be a trooper and try to get to 100 if possible, though its not required, we all benefit from it!

 10) Have a problem with someone? Is someone making fun of you, or saying stuff over mic that you don't agree with and are offended by it?

Simply block them, excluding managers/security and owner. Block was made for you to use to step away from people you find offensive or who are pestering you. Please stop asking staff to ban people for something you can easily do yourself. We will not tolerate nay-saying or attempts to have people banned just because you do not like the person. Continued requests to have a person banned may lead to your privileges to be at the Time Bandits removed, staff is not your punching bag. If there is proof of actual griefing or breach of the LL TOS please contact staff.

11) Have fun!

12) These are the rules for the Lovense Lounge, please follow them when in there!

Did my best to keep as few rules as possible, but it seems SL is full of people who like to test limits. I do hope you enjoy this place, as it was made in mind to have a fun place to escape to, away from so many fucking rules and bullshit. :3

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Ask a employee for an invite if the link doesn't work.